1 00:00:03,451 --> 00:00:04,451 you have to admit 2 00:00:04,481 --> 00:00:07,415 that things are going quite well since I took over. 3 00:00:07,445 --> 00:00:09,468 Definitely smoother going lately. 4 00:00:09,498 --> 00:00:13,320 And thanks to my supervision, our 4 people don't suspect anything. 5 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,837 Yes, because we just crush! 6 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,664 Of course! 7 00:00:18,694 --> 00:00:22,407 Here are the torture ideas for next week, which you asked for. 8 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:27,140 But long! You shouldn't be torturing me. 9 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:31,300 From now on, all your notes maximum of 1 page, with pictures. 10 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:35,066 Also, Quinston came forward with a sick idea 11 00:00:35,096 --> 00:00:37,171 how we could torture Tahani. Tell me, honey! 12 00:00:37,201 --> 00:00:39,913 We ask Tahani to throw together a party for Gunnar's birthday, 13 00:00:39,943 --> 00:00:43,277 but no one leaves because we are also organizing a party, 14 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:44,994 and it will be much better. 15 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:49,676 - Where do you get these from is amazing ideas? - He just popped in. 16 00:00:49,706 --> 00:00:52,644 - It just drove a wedge in my head. - Yes, that's right! 17 00:00:54,396 --> 00:00:57,055 - Dude! - So that would be their plan. 18 00:00:57,085 --> 00:01:01,381 - That doesn't seem dangerous. - Oh, and he pokes my beak a lot. 19 00:01:01,411 --> 00:01:05,000 I worked so hard on my torture ideas, that's why theirs are so simple. 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,639 For these millennials they have no work ethic. 21 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:09,962 Sorry! 22 00:01:09,992 --> 00:01:13,656 We call those who are just They have been torturing people for 1000 years. 23 00:01:14,372 --> 00:01:15,372 Millennials. 24 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:17,643 The Good Place - 2x05 "Existential Crisis" 25 00:01:17,673 --> 00:01:20,494 Translated by DennyKeh and anneshirley83 Twitter: @DennyKeh4 and @Anneshirlyf 26 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:21,999 Chapter Eighteen 27 00:01:22,029 --> 00:01:23,857 Okay, the track is clear. 28 00:01:23,887 --> 00:01:27,001 No sign of a demon. Except, you know... 29 00:01:27,031 --> 00:01:28,667 Should we call you that? A demon? 30 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:33,700 Well, not quite right, and we think it's a bit racist 31 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:38,188 - but no problem. - Well, then let's start our first lesson! 32 00:01:38,218 --> 00:01:42,404 Tahani and Jason will make up for it, as they are being tortured in vain. 33 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:45,826 I would like to emphasize again that someone like me 34 00:01:45,851 --> 00:01:48,303 learning human ethics for entity completely pointless. 35 00:01:48,328 --> 00:01:50,380 Wouldn't it be better if I worked on 36 00:01:50,405 --> 00:01:52,843 how do we get to the real Good Hel? 37 00:01:52,868 --> 00:01:55,843 Not! You're in school and that's it a compulsory course. 38 00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:58,790 If I was a bartender at 11, then this will work for you too. 39 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:01,517 Ok, I read it your course material, 40 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:06,444 and how can I say it gently? It's all... a big pile of rubbish. 41 00:02:06,487 --> 00:02:10,487 Well! Then there is a philosopher who did you find interesting? 42 00:02:10,512 --> 00:02:12,573 Lao-Tse, Buddha, Plato? 43 00:02:12,573 --> 00:02:17,416 Not! All of them are stupid. And terrible writers. 44 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:19,216 They are so hard to understand. 45 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:20,988 I agree with you on this, mate. 46 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:25,327 Look, we have to start somewhere! So, what did you say to Socrates? 47 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:29,044 All right, all right! Then just let it imagine myself in a person's place. 48 00:02:30,554 --> 00:02:35,118 "I am a person and my windpipe it's right next to my esophagus. 49 00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:38,830 Oh, and look, my arms are silly they end in little sticks." 50 00:02:39,269 --> 00:02:44,999 - Okay, go on! - Correct! - This is so depressing! 51 00:02:45,029 --> 00:02:47,859 I have to throw a party which I know will fail. 52 00:02:47,884 --> 00:02:50,992 Why don't you let me do it? I'm big on falls! 53 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:52,586 - Janet! - Hello! 54 00:02:52,611 --> 00:02:56,695 Hi! Me and Tahani are a big party we are organizing, so we need the basic stuff. 55 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,758 Chips, salsa, a bottle of lust gas, a treasure map, 56 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:02,773 water ski, a boat, water, those the colored vests, 57 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:05,414 a giant snake - No, no, no. Don't listen to him, Janet. 58 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:07,492 Just design a plain one dinner party, please. 59 00:03:08,402 --> 00:03:12,833 I know it sucks, but I think so you organize great parties. 60 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:15,289 That's why they do it because they know you're the best at it. 61 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:20,047 As I do with empty water bottles set me up on top of a Pizza Hut. 62 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:24,218 - You know what? You are absolutely right! - Shall we get a big snake? 63 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:27,030 Not. I am the best in organizing the parties! 64 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:29,972 Vicky might be a demonic torturer in the underworld 65 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:32,119 but do you have taste? Its sophistication? 66 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:35,394 And his lexical knowledge of the traditional and about avant-garde Belgian flower arrangements? 67 00:03:35,419 --> 00:03:37,332 Yes, there is! 68 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:40,666 No, there isn't! 69 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:44,030 What if I threw a party that which is so amazing that better 70 00:03:44,055 --> 00:03:46,254 like which one should win? 71 00:03:46,279 --> 00:03:48,394 When they realize that they could come to my party too 72 00:03:48,419 --> 00:03:53,135 - they will be the sad ones, not me, but they! Janet! - Hello! 73 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:58,051 Janet, when I turned 18, Grace I knelt in front of the princess's clothes display, 74 00:03:58,076 --> 00:04:00,551 and I swore to keep it the host law! 75 00:04:00,576 --> 00:04:05,004 "I, Tahani Al-Jamil, i will do my best 76 00:04:05,029 --> 00:04:08,426 that all event organization exaggerate!" 77 00:04:08,451 --> 00:04:13,727 Today's decoration imitates the one in Zurich in 2008 My Red Cross fundraising night. 78 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:17,019 No, 2007! 79 00:04:22,984 --> 00:04:28,147 Old man! Michael is not there for your class. I am your best student right now. 80 00:04:28,177 --> 00:04:30,596 I'll be your caveman. 81 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:35,230 - I mean, the one giving the graduation speech student? - No! Look, it's not your fault! 82 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:38,360 You've been talking about ethics for half an hour now to him, and he's been evil ever since... 83 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:39,981 Since the world is a world. 84 00:04:41,996 --> 00:04:45,491 Maybe that's why Michael can't identify all because he is immortal. 85 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:48,743 Look, if you live forever, ethics don't matter 86 00:04:48,773 --> 00:04:51,197 because there is no consequence nor your actions. 87 00:04:51,227 --> 00:04:54,792 You're lying, who cares? You wait a billion years then the guilt subsides. 88 00:04:54,822 --> 00:04:57,013 Before I can teach Michael, to be good 89 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:59,747 I have to make him think what we thought. 90 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:04,569 That life is finite and how our actions matter. 91 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:06,177 Did you mean that? 92 00:05:06,207 --> 00:05:08,747 I wonder why they don't do it pants that 93 00:05:08,777 --> 00:05:14,127 - which has a big pant leg all the for your two legs. - You mean a skirt? 94 00:05:14,588 --> 00:05:15,592 Not! 95 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,850 You don't understand and my muscle is different so shut up 96 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,997 - Michael! - Yes? - There is a way to die? - Yes. 97 00:05:23,027 --> 00:05:25,736 Yes, as a matter of fact, there is which is called retirement. 98 00:05:25,766 --> 00:05:28,983 It's rare, but if one of us does you really screw something up, then... 99 00:05:29,599 --> 00:05:34,412 - And what happens exactly then? - Well, that's pretty clear. 100 00:05:34,442 --> 00:05:38,634 My essences would be scooped out from my body with a flaming ladle, 101 00:05:38,664 --> 00:05:43,887 and every molecule of my body would be placed on the surface of different days. 102 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,540 - Of course! - So this would happen, 103 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:49,242 if your boss found out how did you switch to our site? 104 00:05:49,272 --> 00:05:53,546 - Yes. - Okay, but that might as well can happen and if it does not... 105 00:05:53,576 --> 00:05:58,021 It would be Michael again. Just think about that for a minute! 106 00:05:58,946 --> 00:06:03,795 Imagine them retiring! Everyone is here, but you? 107 00:06:04,587 --> 00:06:08,788 You're gone. You don't exist. Pitch black emptiness. You died. 108 00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:12,025 Okay, I'll think about it. 109 00:06:18,848 --> 00:06:19,853 So... 110 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,338 You say that I... 111 00:06:27,335 --> 00:06:28,452 Don't! 112 00:06:29,899 --> 00:06:30,904 How about me? 113 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:45,352 Okay, now we're getting somewhere! 114 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:50,239 - Dude, you messed up Michael! - No, no, that's good! 115 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:52,307 He's having an existential crisis! 116 00:06:52,337 --> 00:06:55,491 It's a kind of agony what people go through 117 00:06:55,521 --> 00:06:58,224 when our empty universe they reflect on his quiet indifference. 118 00:06:58,672 --> 00:07:01,884 Look, the good news is, if you can handle it 119 00:07:01,914 --> 00:07:05,060 is the first step to understand human ethics! 120 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:08,707 - And what if he doesn't know? - Then a lifeless shell remains forever, 121 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:13,927 and they grated for us! Okay, I'll be right back then! 122 00:07:13,957 --> 00:07:15,744 I'm about to bring some Camus texts! 123 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:18,038 Hello, buddy! 124 00:07:18,923 --> 00:07:24,263 how are you Shall I bring you some snacks? Do you used to eat? I don't remember. what do you eat 125 00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:27,958 Babies? Would you like me to get one a big, bloated baby? What flavor? 126 00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:30,555 How about a dollop of salad dressing? 127 00:07:30,585 --> 00:07:33,623 Searching for the meaning of life philosophical suicide! 128 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,952 How does anyone do anything 129 00:07:35,982 --> 00:07:41,607 - when you understand the transient life nature? - Simple as that, man. 130 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:46,602 I mean, you learn about death when you're a kid and it's just not that big of a deal. 131 00:07:50,898 --> 00:07:55,465 Eleanor baby I have sad news! 132 00:07:55,495 --> 00:07:59,462 Your dog, Max, has passed away. Do you know what that means? 133 00:07:59,492 --> 00:08:03,722 Sometimes, when a dog is very old, 134 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:05,849 say 5 or 6 years old, or something like that 135 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:10,138 cross a beautiful rainbow bridge, and when you reach the end of the bridge, 136 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:14,516 then a wonderful farm awaits you there with lots of grass and trees and... 137 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:18,875 I don't know, carts and a rainbow, but I already said that. 138 00:08:18,905 --> 00:08:23,347 - The point is that Max is there. - Can we visit the farm? 139 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:29,377 No, because very much it's far away in Guam. 140 00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:33,947 - The farm is in Guam. - At least... - Okay, look, I'm lying! You got it! 141 00:08:33,977 --> 00:08:37,370 Congratulations! I just made up the farm just like the bridge! 142 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,443 There is no such place as Guam! 143 00:08:39,473 --> 00:08:42,315 Your dog, Max, is dead. and lying in a bag under a bridge. 144 00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:46,147 - How did he die? - The short answer is that I don't know. 145 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:50,069 And the slightly longer answer, that I didn't know 146 00:08:50,099 --> 00:08:53,451 how hot it is sometimes can be in a car. 147 00:08:53,481 --> 00:08:55,701 The point is not to be sad! 148 00:08:55,731 --> 00:08:58,847 To be honest, he's a little nervous I'll be if you're still sad 149 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:04,347 because I had a long day and that bitch Carol pulled me up from work again with 150 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,090 that something stupid happened which I don't even know what it is anymore! 151 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,969 And at the end of this long day I had to use my favorite bag, 152 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:15,052 to do a disgusting thing which did not work at all! 153 00:09:15,082 --> 00:09:17,747 Well, let's celebrate life of the dead dog by 154 00:09:17,777 --> 00:09:20,332 how do you bring it to mom? another bottle of white wine! 155 00:09:20,839 --> 00:09:22,705 Pino Grigio or Chardonnay? 156 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,743 Surprise me!... Don't! What am I talking about! Pinot! 157 00:09:25,768 --> 00:09:28,035 Mom is thirsty for Pinot Grigio. 158 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:36,301 Hello buddy! Do you feel empty? As if would there be a gaping chasm in your soul? 159 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:40,821 A devil's chariot travels aimlessly in the barren nothing? 160 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:43,824 You think that everything we do pointless, right? 161 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:44,862 Yes. 162 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:49,862 Then listen here! life is not meaningless and you are the living proof of that! 163 00:09:49,887 --> 00:09:54,817 I felt the way you do now, but it turned out that everything we did mattered. 164 00:09:54,842 --> 00:09:58,634 In fact, he was literally on point all actions! 165 00:09:58,659 --> 00:10:01,614 Life had a tangible meaning! 166 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:04,803 Which means you don't have to anymore that's how you feel, dude! 167 00:10:04,828 --> 00:10:06,725 Existential crisis resolved! 168 00:10:08,735 --> 00:10:13,535 You are right. Your life is not meaningless. Everything on Earth means something. 169 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:14,560 That's right! 170 00:10:16,579 --> 00:10:19,482 The same is not true here in the afterlife. 171 00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:23,208 Where I exist and have always existed. 172 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:28,578 Okay... But there has to be something value system, right? 173 00:10:28,603 --> 00:10:32,451 Otherwise, how would you define it? the value of your actions outside of work? 174 00:10:32,476 --> 00:10:35,060 There is no such thing as outside of work. 175 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:38,289 None of us exist outside of our work. 176 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:42,551 We have no home, no hobbies, our connections. 177 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,996 We get people's names, who must be tortured 178 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:48,054 we torture them, then we get more names. 179 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:53,121 HE! OK... then you can't know whether it has any purpose 180 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:56,433 or... or an overarching meaning to all of this. 181 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,080 - No. - Cool! Cool. 182 00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:03,780 I'd say I've outdone myself but I'm always so good! 183 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,303 Just like that I brought myself. 184 00:11:07,128 --> 00:11:12,371 - Everything is perfect! - There is an emergency, and I need your help! 185 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:13,831 What's wrong with Michael? 186 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:16,356 I know that look. He sniffed some printer ink. 187 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:20,510 Mike, you have nothing to worry about! You still have 70% of your brain! 188 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:23,345 No, no, it's more like that philosophical overdose. 189 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,556 Michael just sniffed a bowl of indifference 190 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:28,445 and just existential he's having a crisis so... 191 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:30,270 We need to cheer you up! 192 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:34,147 Look what it's like this restaurant is nice! 193 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:37,014 He didn't do well job Tahani? 194 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:41,074 Parties are just a distraction about the cruel truth. 195 00:11:41,104 --> 00:11:45,033 We're all corpses which have not yet begun to decompose. 196 00:11:45,063 --> 00:11:49,153 Yes, but... there are balloons! 197 00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:52,843 Okay, we have to show up together At Vicky's party. 198 00:11:52,873 --> 00:11:56,164 We take turns guarding Michael as nobody don't see him as a catatonic bloke. 199 00:11:56,194 --> 00:12:01,299 Or we'll stay here, soon the whole partisan population will keep here. 200 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,335 Unless I'm grossly mistaken. 201 00:12:04,365 --> 00:12:06,018 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUNNAR 202 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:09,165 MAKE A REAL BEAR WORKSHOP 203 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,664 I was very wrong. 204 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:19,555 Okay, buddy, whatever happens to you, just hide your feelings deep down 205 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:22,657 put a fake smile on your face and pretend you're having fun, okay? 206 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,736 Just like me when someone he started talking about his children. 207 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:32,700 - Hello! Hello guys! - This is a thoroughly organized party! 208 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:36,565 Gunnar was an animal protector, so the theme of the party is animals. 209 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:40,458 The airport is there just in case you want to fly like a hawk. 210 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:45,239 And we set up a cage on top of that full of dogs. Very funny! 211 00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:48,508 Oh, and have you ever wanted one sitting in a kangaroo pouch? 212 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,028 All my life. 213 00:12:50,058 --> 00:12:53,057 So we hang out here for a while, then we'll go over to your party. 214 00:12:53,087 --> 00:12:55,590 - Does it fit? - Man, this place is a beast! 215 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:58,931 - I'll go and jump into it into the kangaroo! - Hey... 216 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:02,485 Okay, Tahani, just walk around. and look miserable! 217 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,796 Great! Just like that! Perfect! Chidi and I are keeping an eye on Michael! 218 00:13:07,398 --> 00:13:08,687 Where is Michael? 219 00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:17,154 - I think I found it. - There they are! Que pasha, muchachos? 220 00:13:17,184 --> 00:13:21,626 - Hello, buddy! are you ok - Good? I am reborn! 221 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:26,223 Eleanor, thank you very much for the advice, to hide my feelings deep down. 222 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,247 I feel much better! It's like... 223 00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:32,816 - I would surf the waves of positivity. - Is that Janet over there? 224 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,608 Oh, yes. You know my secretary Jeanette? 225 00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:39,309 She looks a lot like Janet, but she doesn't as if he knew the answer to everything. 226 00:13:40,239 --> 00:13:43,385 - Hi, Jeanette! - No, I'm still... Janet. 227 00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:47,435 Only Michael asked me to change on my appearance and say things like: 228 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:52,230 "You're so funny!" and "On the weekend let's go to San Diego!?" 229 00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:55,586 and "So, how many quarterback on a home run?" 230 00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,136 I don't understand what's going on. 231 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,678 Mom, the feelings its suppression is fantastic! 232 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:04,393 I was constantly stressed, but now everything is so easy. 233 00:14:04,423 --> 00:14:07,642 Baby, you need to eat. Go find something! 234 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:12,056 - I don't eat anything. - Perfect. Hey! Turn it over! 235 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:19,814 - It really hurts, but I love it. - So from the existential crisis 236 00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:21,619 right in the middle of life reached a crisis. 237 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:24,513 That's good, isn't it? Such a bunch of guys I knew him back in Arizona. 238 00:14:24,543 --> 00:14:27,323 They move on you when they're drunk their breath as a food supplement, 239 00:14:27,353 --> 00:14:32,386 - but they are quite harmless. - This is Japan in Chinese. - Very cool! 240 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,325 No, no. This is worse. 241 00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:37,699 Its existential crisis recognition that life is absurd. 242 00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:40,886 And you have to face the absurdity to get off, but that's just a denial. 243 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:43,800 And denial at any moment it can collapse and then it will be a wreck. 244 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:48,710 - He's the Jenga tower of sadness! - Being an immortal being is very fragile. 245 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:53,359 The guy is spooned for a moment contemplates his own death, 246 00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:55,207 and completely bounces off from reality? 247 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,446 You shouldn't have come! I said I'm fine! 248 00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:07,786 Okay, I know you guys weren't doing great close to each other, but still. It's hard... 249 00:15:07,816 --> 00:15:11,336 - Losing a parent. - Eleanor! Mommy's here, baby! 250 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:17,115 - And who is this nice big glass of wine? - He's my boyfriend, Sam! 251 00:15:17,145 --> 00:15:19,498 - Sam, she's my mother... - Her sister! I'm your sister! 252 00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:22,210 This won't be good here. This is my ex-husband's funeral. 253 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,712 Thanks for ruining it my disguise, doug! 254 00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:29,103 Listen, baby! Don't be sad, okay? Your father was not a great man. 255 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:34,463 - Call it what it is: human-shaped it was a fart. - Would you calm down? 256 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:36,253 I don't want it to burn father at his funeral. 257 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,927 I don't burn it. I just said it was armor. 258 00:15:38,957 --> 00:15:41,897 The only photo that they found it, it was made at the police station. 259 00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:45,344 He was a cretin. So don't be sad that he's gone. 260 00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:47,596 - I'm not sad! I'm fine. - Great! 261 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:49,862 I had a bet Eleanor with her father, 262 00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:52,623 to survive him. Who do you think won? Come on, guess! 263 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:54,746 - We are at his funeral. Bright... - Me! 264 00:15:54,776 --> 00:15:56,844 I won! He's dead! Hit it! 265 00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:01,844 Is there a bar here? I'm going... 266 00:16:04,816 --> 00:16:08,984 - My mother slipped it over to you your hotel key? - Yes. Over. 267 00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:13,760 Thank you very much for coming For Gunnar's birthday! Now, 268 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,556 there was a bit of a mix up 269 00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:20,363 and Tahani also planned a birthday party, over there in the restaurant. That's why... 270 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:23,781 - Why don't we all go there? - You don't have to. This party... 271 00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:26,245 - Much better. - I bet it's amazing. 272 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:29,279 Well, I think it turned out very well my decoration, but I don't have... 273 00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:32,819 A real unicorn on which you can ride. 274 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,658 So just stay here and have fun! 275 00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:40,969 Okay, if that's what you want. Then let's go back to the party! 276 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,706 Come on, come on, mis amigos! 277 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,010 - No, no, no, Michael! - I want to make a toast. 278 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:50,831 Okay, I know what you're thinking. Birth is a curse, existence is a prison. 279 00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:54,767 But don't think about that! Do not be sad, my friends! 280 00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:58,138 Think something like that to fantastic like Drakkar Noir, 281 00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:02,897 which I did a lot of tonight. Or to the Sharper Image catalog. 282 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:05,486 Those guys what not can they ionize? 283 00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:09,810 Anyway, I feel amazing! I'm doing some push-ups! 284 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,752 Then we go around and say which is our favorite cheese! 285 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:17,305 Okay, enough of the speeches! That's enough! Let's go back to the party! 286 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,209 What was that? None of this with me you didn't agree. 287 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,092 I know, I know. Don't be angry, baby! 288 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:25,540 Listen, when you took over, at first i was angry 289 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:28,891 but everything is ok now. Anger is toxic. 290 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:33,561 Let's forget the negative thoughts! Mi torture es su torture. 291 00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:38,723 I'm so glad you're the boss. Okay. ok, great. 292 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,647 Namaste, chica. 293 00:17:41,714 --> 00:17:44,270 - Do you want to dance? - No. - Okay. 294 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,037 I'm leaving! I'm too down on myself to stay here for a minute. 295 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:52,331 Why? There are baby monkeys you can ride dolphins 296 00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:55,367 and playing "Hungry Hippo". with real hippos. 297 00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:59,754 This party is way better than ours! Why are you under yourself? 298 00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,613 You just stay and have fun! 299 00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,825 I'm going to have a party one with my self-pity 300 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:08,839 although I doubt that properly I could arrange it. 301 00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:14,778 God, I love this stuff! 302 00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:20,195 Let's get the party going! Now what? Shall we go to some clubs? 303 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,292 To Vegas! No, no, better yet... to Dubai! 304 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:31,204 - Jeanette, make us a Dubai! - I think we should calm down a bit, 305 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,266 - and... - No, no, that can't be. I can't stop! 306 00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:35,443 I can't stop! If I stop i start thinking 307 00:18:35,473 --> 00:18:39,483 and when I think, I think of things things I don't want, like death. 308 00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:45,377 I'm thinking about it now. Yes, I'm thinking about death again. 309 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:48,875 I already know! With Jeanette we take samba lessons. 310 00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:50,084 - Let us show you! - Okay. 311 00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:53,806 I think Vicky got the hang of it, but we have to pull her out of this! 312 00:18:53,836 --> 00:18:56,764 Among these are the confused franca books which one will make it normal again? 313 00:18:56,794 --> 00:19:01,207 It's not that simple. He is now emotionally ready. 314 00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:04,431 and i can't believe i'm saying this but we cannot solve this with a book. 315 00:19:04,461 --> 00:19:06,067 Why is this such a big number? 316 00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:08,136 I too have faced death and I'm fine. 317 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:13,487 Really? I mean, never for a moment didn't the permanence of death terrify you? 318 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:15,293 Not even for a moment? 319 00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:19,592 - Dude, do you have a toothbrush holder? - Of course. 320 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:24,431 - It's there. - What is this? Who has it 4 toothbrushes? Say Bill Gates? 321 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,095 No, for a family. 322 00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:30,010 For a family? 323 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,290 I mean a whole family, and their toothbrushes all together? 324 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:39,096 Two places for parents' toothbrushes, and two... for the kids? 325 00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,857 - Yeah. - So parent toothbrushes... 326 00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:47,706 They can be close to children's toothbrushes... they can take care of them and... 327 00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:54,950 They can talk about the... toothbrush about their feelings? And maybe... 328 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,635 They can hold their little toothbrush hands, if they are sad? 329 00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:02,028 They make sure it doesn't rain is there a problem with their beer bars? 330 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,689 Nah. 331 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:16,490 - Would you like a handkerchief? - Thank you! Sorry, I'm so confused! 332 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,732 Family package? 333 00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:32,635 I don't know what I'm going to say will it hurt or help but damn take it! 334 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:36,225 Do you know what is really happening now? You will learn how... 335 00:20:36,255 --> 00:20:39,927 To be human. All people he is aware of death. 336 00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:45,602 That's why we're all a little sad... always. That's the situation. 337 00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:49,147 It's a crap situation. 338 00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:54,581 Yes, it is. But they don't recommend it another for us. 339 00:20:54,611 --> 00:20:58,916 And if you try not to care with sadness, it finally breaks out anyway. 340 00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:03,227 It happened to me and everyone. So don't fight it! 341 00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:08,105 A store worker is wise in his own words... 342 00:21:08,532 --> 00:21:13,691 "Cry all you want but you have to pay for the toilet pump!" 343 00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:21,594 - I brought you something to eat. - I'm not hungry. 344 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,484 I just want to sit stare into nothingness 345 00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:31,146 - and scream silently until the end of time. - Maybe I'm overreaching... 346 00:21:31,553 --> 00:21:33,217 But I see you are out. 347 00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:36,893 I really thought it was a better party i can put together like a magician 348 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:41,295 omniscient being. Moreover, what does it reveal it's about me and about... 349 00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:46,361 What kind of life have I lived? They are tormented with program organization problems, 350 00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:50,195 and it works! Am I really that superficial? 351 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:56,935 Listen... at home in Jacksonville I led a dance group of 60 people. 352 00:21:56,965 --> 00:22:01,899 Every time a new dancer applied, we evaluated it in five categories. 353 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:07,831 Dance skills, looseness, snappiness, freshness and braininess. 354 00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:11,150 I would give you an 8 in every category. 355 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:14,661 - Well, 8 is not bad, I guess. - No, no, 8 was the maximum. 356 00:22:14,691 --> 00:22:18,445 It was a scale from 1 to 13, but 8 was the highest. 357 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:22,599 - The scale went up, then down again, like a tent. - Why? 358 00:22:22,629 --> 00:22:26,102 - It's not important. - Lately you are very strict with yourself. 359 00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:30,751 But you are the most amazing person who I ever met! And Michael. 360 00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:34,011 He kept torturing us, so i only give him 10. 361 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,808 What's worse than 8? 362 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:40,116 - This is unnecessarily complicated. - The point is, 363 00:22:40,146 --> 00:22:44,581 that you loose, clicked, you are fresh and brainy. 364 00:22:44,611 --> 00:22:48,333 I've never seen you dance before but i bet you are good. 365 00:22:48,363 --> 00:22:52,452 Because you are good at everything. You are a king! 366 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:56,839 - Be kinder to yourself! - Thanks, Jason! 367 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,842 From one eight to another. 368 00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:08,620 "We made great progress this week". "Tahani freaked out about the party fiasco." 369 00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:13,103 "Eleanor is still a selfish monster, who is a burden to Chidi." 370 00:23:14,077 --> 00:23:15,643 "Selfish monster"? 371 00:23:15,673 --> 00:23:18,494 I brought you back to the existential from the edge of a coma, man! 372 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:22,730 No, no, I have to elaborate your torments in my false meaning, 373 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,895 so that my boss doesn't get suspicious but actually... 374 00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:29,354 I am grateful that you pulled me out of the pit! 375 00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:34,581 Does everyone on Earth feel this way? It's just awful! 376 00:23:34,606 --> 00:23:38,275 Yeah, it's not fun. But it's worse for you was because 377 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:42,159 you are immortal. People face with their death when they are six years old. 378 00:23:43,309 --> 00:23:44,442 how old are you 379 00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:48,565 It's hard to explain. The registry office my statement only says that 380 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:49,590 "Always" 381 00:23:50,293 --> 00:23:54,052 Well, now that you've met with the existential crisis, 382 00:23:54,082 --> 00:23:58,366 I thought we could read it "Death" by philosopher Todd May. 383 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:02,309 Sounds like the perfect beach read. Are we waiting for Tahani and Jason? 384 00:24:02,339 --> 00:24:04,019 Where are these two Dinkas? 385 00:24:05,202 --> 00:24:10,928 - So... maybe... we should talk... - This... 386 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:16,105 - He was a king! - It really was. Which is surprising. 387 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,793 - But we still have to talk... - Would you like breakfast? 388 00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:22,606 - I can make cornflakes. - Good, but Jason, for us... - I'll be right back! 389 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,060 Facebook: @DennyKehsubs captions.info